One Direction Releases New Album – Four

one-direction-releases-new-album-fourSince we brought you news about Harry Styles wearing a lilac sweater, Hautereport has more breaking news for One Direction fans, they appear to enjoy wearing black as a band. Shocked? As much as we are that anyone cares? Ok, ok, don’t get your panties or knickers in a twist 1D fans  – of course you know by now the band has released their long awaited album ‘Four’. To celebrate they can now count past three the boys took over Orlando, Florida on Nov. 17 to perform on the ‘Today Show’. However, Zayn Malik was noticeably absent! Which in Hollywood talk means: he’s on drugs and in rehab, has a gay lover and refuses to leave the love nest they’ve created in a swanky hotel, One Direction is a front for Malik really being in the mafia and he’s out whacking people. Ahhh, Hollywood! So crazy it’s fun!

Anyway, the British boys, Harry Styles, 20, Niall Horan, 21, Liam Payne, 21, and Louis Tomlinson, 22, performed new songs off their album, including “Steal My Girl,” much to the delight of screaming fangirls everywhere. Just a few days prior they were shaking hands with Royalty at Britain’s Royal Variety Show. Pregnant princess, Kate Middleton, took Harry Styles’s leopard skin jacket in her stride and managed to contain any signs of ‘morning sickness’ while in public. If the jacket didn’t spark a barf, no doubt the Royal Variety Show did. That’s why she should have asked for a pre-nup so she wouldn’t have to attend after marrying in to Royalty, bless her!

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